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"I dated Alex James for a month in the 90s before I realized there was a man beneath that fringe."

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lordpayne:

putting a caption under a picture or on a post is like shouting out your comment in the middle of class when no one actually cares

putting it in the tags is like whispering it to the person next to you then you both laugh and then the teacher asks you whats wrong and you can’t tell them so they send you to the principals office for disturbing the class but instead of actually going to the office you do a backflip out the window and land in a convertible driven by the president  

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Clocks/Chicago - Coldplay and Sufjan Stevens 

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  • mrs hudson: knock knock
  • john: who's there
  • mrs hudson: nacho
  • john: nacho who
  • mrs hudson: nacho housekeeper

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Ed O’Brien compares the other members of Radiohead to the characters on Sex and the City.

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Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

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